Thursday, December 30, 2010

Monster, It's a Nightmare!

Dear Monster,

We have a nightmare happening! I've done my best to ignore local
newspapers during Prezy Obama's vacation on Oahu. The PR scam
machine run by "people-of-color" committed to using hype and
dilution is to distract from grave consequences for this country.

On December 9, 2010 in Washington DC, the National Press Corps
had a speech/question and answer session with Afghanistan's own
Security Director. He spoke with deliberation and seriousness of
what has taken place since 9-11 bombs in New York City. His lack
of overt outrage after 9 years of our policy to defeat AlQaeda, to
defeat the Taliban and replace this anarchy with a viable government
must be based on demonstrable acknowledgment by facts that for
the first time, America's military has tacitly acknowledged political
and to some degree military defeat in their own interests. The
Security Director himself claims that only the last of the above
three objectives has been obtained. A viable government but without
defeat of identified terror groups.

Hawaii and Maui's plight is the reverse: we got rid of the spectrum
of terror on the ground here, it's the government that sucks.

Honolulu's commercial engine wants Prezy Obama to sun and fun
while visiting his boyhood paradise, after all, they say he is one of
"us" in Hawaii. He is a disgrace to himself and this country. The
lack of seriousness in dealing with what I can prove alone about
terror within our intel systems makes Hawaii and all officials the
ones to target.

As for the attorneys with their secret elite Writ of Appeals to
deal with our secret corrupt courts and horrible police force are
now exposed for not having chosen a course to build a platform
to serve all victims in Hawaii, especially those who are on record
against corrupt Democrats and intelligence-run economies for
just those very special few. Some residents took a risk in defense
of human dignity, some attorneys made these residents the most
dispensable.

Fernie

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

PR Scam Machine Found

Dear Monster,

The public relations scam machine in Hawaii has been identified:
KGMB, the local CBS affiliate news channel now consolidated with
the other two local affiliate news channels for a year now.

While KGMB shows clips of Prezy Obama playing basketball in
jeans, bowling a gutter ball in professional attire and eating shaved
ice in a golf shirt, I called David Butts from the Star Advertiser
with my Congressional contacts about our corrupt Democrats
in Hawaii.

Oh well, wiki leaks got them anyway.

Fernie

Friday, December 24, 2010

Xmas Surprise!

Dear Monster,

Well, Prez Obama was seen on the front page of Honolulu's paper
yesterday . . . sun and shine on the beach in Kailua near KaiLuana
just like in 2008 post-election. Remember? Golfing Waimanalo,
Luanna Hills Country Club, Paradise Park while rolling black-outs
occurred due to a power outage on Oahu.

My calls to Kevin Merida then introduced myself as a terror crime
victim of a corrupt intel/information justice system in Hawaii. It
was about this time that Deep Throat died. Merida, from Washing-
ton Post heard from me about patterns of reporting that indicated
inconsistent facts about Obama's stay in Hawaii.

Others will remember that a year ago for Xmas Eve and New Year's
Eve, Yukie corresponded on blogs/internet sites while parties took
place. She wrote about the health care reform scam legislation that
resulted in lawsuits by 12 State Attorney Generals in Republican
states. Lo and behold, just a couple of weeks ago, Virginia's federal
courts deemed the Healthcare Reform law unconsitutional.

So much for Obama's legacy of providing for Americans. Nice to
see he gets the free ride to sun and shine in Hawaii these days even
while catastrophe awaits his Democrat Party and his own term.
Listen how quiet the Western Front sounds.

Fernie

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Monster Meets Dominatrix

Dear Monster,

On solstice evening, Yukie shared stories, questions/answers with a
real Dominatrix. Seems these practices delving into human sexuality
is a legal profession in Switzerland. What r the the social ramifica-
tions of a legalized prostitution trade with workers who pay taxes?

We tried a question/answer format with Fern and Monster asking
questions about what life is like as a real Dominatrix with real clients.
Fernie asked about tattoos and Monster asked awful questions about
fantasies harbored by masochists who beg for bondage and humiliation.
I thought other Monsters might want to know.

She asked what type of subjugation Monster might want to experience.
I answered that Monsters never want to be subjugated, they whip anyone
since it seems the thing to do at the time, but they don't have any malice
as sadists do. Fern wanted to know if clients were friends or just clients.

We watched a real video of a performance art dance show from SF
named Ice Car Cage. I saw this in real life in San Francisco where there
were many expressions of how political sado-masochism impact lives of
real citizens, artists etc. Fern decided that she could be a political
dominatrix but not a real dominatrix since she only feels like causing
humiliation with those in established power sects who abuse power.

Yukie has been practicing something called "reflection" in current times
of madness and political schizophrenia. It is a therapeutic technique used
to manage certain types of organic brain disorder. It means that she
mirrors the behavior of those who exhibit disruptive or troubling types
of behavior. Hostility meets hostility. Cordiality meets cordiality. And
contempt meets contempt. All appropriate to cultural, historical, and
personal context with regard to verifiable power dimensions.

It could be called a non-power struggle dynamic since this practice is
usually seen and acknowledged by others as a form of truth-telling instead
of the smile & nod backstab tactic practiced by nastier sort of people.
No deep friendship, but no deep paranoia either. Just like the relationship
that a real Dominatrix may have with her paying client begging for
subjugation. Clear, honest human communication.

Anyway, Political Dominatrix 101 courses may be Fern's claim to fame
after Yukie snags her own oil rig as payment for destroying the worst drug
terror known to Maui in defense of truth-telling members of Congress
and elsewhere. That'll show them who wanted to force her into an elite
corrupt insider trading intelligence industrial sustainable economy.

Fernie

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Not All Attorneys r Created Equal

Dear Monster,

Recently, everyone found out about how attorneys work within
their little "commerce-tribe" through federal policies to protect
their own privileged existence while creating unfair conditions
for those who tell the truth about corruption, wire fraud and
illegal drug crimes.

What is the difference between smuggling and trafficking when
it comes to illegal drug trade? What role do attorneys from
"commerce-tribes" play when corrupt, criminal defendents are
connected to direct Democrat Party stakeholders like my former
housemates in 2004 at a known drug neighborhood? Must be
a profit boom for the "inside white collar professionals. It's all
on my other newsletter since December 2009.

Notice how all policies recently went with Republicans while
there is a Democrat White House, a Democrat Senate with an
almost even House in Congress? For shame, Democrats.

I found out recently in person-to-person meetings that very few
understand the impact of action, cause and effect when it comes
to drug offenses, bail/bond system, treatment-based programs
like Drug Court administered through City and County.

One thing I do know is that attorneys only help those who allow
themselves to be completely subjugated by attorneys and the
system so that cause/effect rests on the profit incentives from
existing policies/laws. Justice hangs. No balance. Many who
like spreading their cheeks this way to the legal systems have
corresponding character traits that correspond with verifiable
life choices of not really placing much value on truth and account-
ability. Rather, their sense of power stems from getting away
with as much as possible through unspoken rules of elitism.

Now this is something Americans must face. Other countries do
not thump their chests around the globe about their superior form
of democracy and equality. Americans know that our system has
yet to evolve into greatness. It is like a pumped-up adolescent
who can't quite understand why they feel so confused and agitated.

Get it? This President, the first black President, has created a
schizophrenic madness in even his own base of support. He did it
because he thought he could get away with it.

Fernie

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Obama's Drug Czar is a Liar

Dear Monster,

Found a great video on YouTube about the detrimental effects of
drugs on the indigenous tribe of Panama. Those pushing for a for-
profit legalized drug industry in America are obviously those who
are in the illegal drug trade mechanism known to our government
for decades. Legalizing drugs for experience junkies without being
honest about the impact of economic domination of smaller nations
and small American economies would lead to another "tobacco"
monster industry for boutique elitists.

The Wall Street Journal and BBC news have an upper class academic
voice trying to limit Obama's drug czar policy-maker discussion and
dialogue to a choice between treatment vs. enforcement.
If it is the poor being caught in this problem, the solution is obviously
not to create another drug industry to mimic the tobacco model.

CUT OFF THE SUPPLY - PROSECUTE IN A TIMELY MANNER - KEEP
LOW-LEVEL ADDICT TRAFFICKING OUT OF THE PUBLIC WITH
REHAB/ADVOCACY INCARCERATION. THEY HAVE A SOCIAL CONTRACT
TO FULFILL LIKE WHITE COLLAR USERS HAVE A SOCIAL CONTRACT
TO FULFILL WHEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED TRYING TO PROFIT FROM
ADDICTS. DECRIMINALIZE IN A WAY THAT LEAVES COUNTY LAWS
EMPOWERED TO DETERMINE ENFORCEMENT.

These upper class academics are evil. Druggies are delusional. Their
pain is not more important than anyone else's pain. Being poor is a
result of a lack of sustainable economic planning more than being
fat and lazy, tho' I have seen that frequently.

Maui is an international crime hub for drugs. The war on drugs
and it's hypocrisy was my complaint to Congressman Hal Rogers
from Kentucky, Republican Chair of House Appropriations.

I wrote to him about a recent television documentary saying that
Kentucky has a vigorous counter-drug effort. It is reported on
this documentary that the illegal marijuana growing trade in Kentucky
is worth about $1 billion. Whoa. Take a look at the poverty rate in
their state, including their state budget. Who do you suppose is
making the dough from the billion-dollar harvests?

Some watching thought making $800/hour like those who work
counter-drug efforts in the Appalacian might be a nice way to
make a living with job security. Anyway, I sent him the video from
the BBC about the major drug tunnel, train tracks and all, "found"
by investigators from a warehouse in San Diego and a residence
in Mexico.

I warned those here a few years ago on Maui that the feds would
storm in, go house-to-house and find all of the illegal surveillance
going on with illegal drug trades and illegal investigations with
illegal officials. They didn't believe me.

haha. Elsewhere in the world, they want to know the truth about
America's war on drugs, after all, this impacts how they are
able to persevere without corruption starving them during
winter in smaller economies. Democrats are in denial, and a
few Republicans are wondering what to say about Nixon's own
declaration against illegal drugs many decades ago.

Americans are lost without honesty about what our dominant
economic, military systems represent. Obama's a liar, the drug
issue is not complex. It is only complex to protect the powers-
that-be from being exposed. The truth is dawning: the war on
terror is really the war on terror financing is really the war on
our illegal drug trade.

Fernie

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Reasonable and Expected Plans Started

Dear Monster,

This lady wants to address the severe and persistent deprivation
in her life of privacy, prosperity and freedom of affiliation. What
would the first phase look like? Well, not too different from any
one else's wish list. Some folks finally got the idea that the integrity
of my process relied on my adherence to refusing corrupt monies.
My effort has and will benefit the whole. Being validated with
renumeration is part of the social contract.

A vehicle, a place to live free from crime, access to information
technology for legal, professional, personal use, insurance for all
necessary support and a stipend to cover all expenses

Anyway, my recent legal contacts received information to confirm
that the great financial value to my litigation were mired down in a
policy, both intentional and unintentional, of blatant and verified
FRAUD WASTE ABUSE with preferential treatment for those
who work with Democrat-aligned attorneys.

My work as a Safe Neighborhood Advocate for specific clients
or groups simultaneously would be separate contracts based on
individual need. My newsletters provide information useful to
those who can choose to use this info or not. A radio program
would make my presence real to others who do not trust or use
computer/internet service. This radio program will document
statements to those in public office on record for listeners to
put through the civic sector for a transparent process and would
be made public through the internet worldwide

I solicited local FM radio station contacts recently to put the
idea on the map. Concerns about corrupt stakeholders who do
not believe in free speech are always a problem, after all, they
want their residents to be dumb and dependent.

Think about it, it ain't complicated. Fernie

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Statement of Self-Sovereignty

Below is my revised statement of intent for self-sovereignty:

As a terror crime victim/survivor of severe and pervasive wire fraud, wire
stalking and privacy violations since August 2001, this self-sovereignty
statement provides a legal and political model to achieve freedom from
exploitation, to pursue happiness, to prosper and thrive in alignment with
declared and LIVED beliefs in defense of human dignity.

In my lifetime, I have witnesses, experienced and read of political, cultural
and economic trends that demonstrate an ongoing contempt for the stated
principles and laws of this country. Challenging and defeating the corrupt
hearts and minds within American systems of government, commerce, and
intelligence is to stake our claim in defining our country's history and role
of one many sovereign nations and souls in the world.

During a period of severe personal and financial hardship due to my own
efforts to address this system evil, I lived and worked on small agricultural
private properties and farms in rural Maui. This experience of subsistence
living provided a "how-to" awareness of building an intentional partner-
ship with land, landscape and a daily practice of sustained dignity in a
permeating human culture of contempt.

By living in close contact with the natural environment since August 2007,
I found the necessary inner resources of belief and commitment to confront
what is the most toxic source to human dignity: malicious contempt and
practices by those who occupy legitimate positions in government and
the elitism of professional authority.

Fernie

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Decriminalize: Stakes and Consequences for Legality

Dear Monster,

Found another "Monster" internet site: monsterandcritics. Monsters
are generally not critics since they don't have too much of an agenda on
their own. The exception being the evil Mr. Logistics Monster. Critics
are now on guard with Monster voices being heard everywhere.

What are the stakes and consequences for phased decriminalizing of our
now infamous information systems on Maui and in Hawaii? I was just
having a conversation with a female resident last week about the nature
of drug investigations and what is required to move a process into the
public record sphere. Public record meaning what is verifiable and to
some degree quantifiable within legal standards.

Who to trust these days with betrayal and cowardice lurking in our
own information/intel systems? It's a lonely road for most.

My political push internationally and locally for accountability has
been to create losses for those who thought bigger would always be
better for security. Transnationals were not supposed to be the
economic plan for Hawaii nor Maui.

Drug investigations are like organized chaos. Not unlike one of my
favorite activities: contact improv dance. Nothing really personal in
any of the activities except in a few cases, always full of lumps and
bumps, unexpected turns, twists and falls with moments of divinity,
bliss and thrills. All movement artists in contact make a difference
with dominance riding out on occasion.

Drug investigations, after 6 years of trying to figure it all out with
the cars and the looks, etc. is like an avant garde piece of art where
only those who "know" see the connections, parts and symbiosis.
Others gaffe and choke mulling things over in their own sense of
inadequacy, fear or greed. It's like a major event that emerges only
in fractions on public record, verifiable and quantifiable.

Well, in my case the tie in to FRAUD, WASTE ABUSE is found within
some of the most precious natural land resources in terms of fertility
and instrinsic spirit. When drug investigations collide with a culture
of ruralism, corrupt incestuous informations systems, elitist assholes
and unfinished cultural/historical healing from past injustices, there
are few winners.

Maui County has the will, maybe not the brains to complete any kind
of transition from a criminal underground into a participatory system
that wants to be part of a legal economy and legislative process. The
ones who will do this are reading my newsletters trying to figure out
if Congress is just trying to set everyone up to be peon whistle-blowers
since Congress seems to be factions of corrupt evil-doers themselves.

Building the mechanism for phased legality means building the public
sense that it is inevitable, necessary and for the stability of the very
systems that have been exposed for their failures in America and Hawaii.
Dead systems, in my opinion, are always meant to fall. Those have been
my words since returning to live in Hawaii. That's likely the cause of
my life having been turned into a criminal profit target for so many
years. Corrupt players are now wondering what to do, after all, my
plan seems to incite and inspire all minds in the spectrum of brain
function as a do-able thing.

My role is not to complete the task, but to address the severe and
persistent deprivation of my right to privacy, to thrive and prosper
as a sovereign being. I have already created conditions for legal/public
participation for years. Deadweight systems sat there eating and view-
ing from their "safe" hiding spaces. Stakeholders within systems that
have been held captive are already on record, unbeknownst to those
who exert political slavery and concubinism.

While they may not seem to be living in any dungeon, they are. Those
in key positions on Maui to emerge from a defunct intel/criminal network
need to identity when these conditions are ripe for putting identifiable
individuals on public record.

Think about it. Many decades of intel existence has produced multiple
systems that may not be aware of the other. Digital vs. analog. Old
vs. young. Right vs. left. One culture vs. another culture. On Maui I
can say there are the obvious ones who are already in the public sphere
shooting their mouths off like there is no tomorrow because they are
there, have been there and may not mind being there if somehow it
could make more sense.

Risks abound with affiliation for and the temptation to side with the
big smiley federal pocket. Feds know the weakness of those who have
not the experience of building their own infrastructure destiny in any
lasting way. Feds are waiting to learn of project concepts that are in
THEIR plans but not on the conceptual map of those here yet. Well?

Will some federal official speak before the academics from not-
for-profits in Switzerland start salivating even closer. They've been
talking about tailored plans that consider existing political culture
when addressing decriminalizing information/commerce systems.
Nobody in Hawaii wants the Swiss to be in control even if the t-shirt
from Cassanova Restaurant in Makawao says it would be heaven.

Go figure: Heaven is when the police are British, the cooks French,
the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and all is run by the Swiss.

Hell is when the police are German, the cooks British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and all is run by the Italians.

It's true, the t-shirt hangs on the wall in back of the cashier of this
eatery in Makawao where conversations abound.

Fernie

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Yes, they lied

A couple of weeks ago in Haiku at 6:34pm, I was resting in my abode when
there were a couple of serious jolts that shook the land and structures. I called
the Honolulu AP office to inquire about this earthquake. The female person
who interviewed me said that there had been a 4.7 earthquake registered near
Wailea. The Maui News reported that the quake was located 9.5 miles below
the island of Kaahoolawe off the south coast of Maui.

As we remember when growing up on Maui, this island was used for target
practice for military bombers. After much dialogue and outrage, the island
was turned into a Native Hawaiian monument of sorts. Having no natural
water source, it is said that the island is uninhabitable. Mother Nature
must have been rumbling and grumbling about what all is going on these
days under sea. No damage was reported by Kihei Coffee Shop the next day,
but well, the sand dwellers in Maui Meadows probably wouldn't want any
one to know about any devalued private properties in the area.

Fernie

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Monster update from private residence

Dear Monster,

There are fewer evil-doers trying to create conditions for Yukie's
hardship in Hawaii now. The corrupt and the criminal groups are
now thinned out to just the ones who aren't so stupid. They got
rid of Mr. Pew and the pedophiles dripping with opportunism over
Hawaii's public naivete and ignorance.

A couple of Sunday's ago, a Congressman from California, Mr.
Darrel Issa, Republican Oversight Committee Chair was on cable
news saying that Obama ought to face a corruption investigation.
Even the Chicago Tribune has open articles by regular Chicago
journalists who think this guy who is President should be kicked
out of Washington DC and sent back to Chicago to be mayor.
That's about the level of his executive abilities. As we speak, the
President's own Chief of Staff is running for Chicago mayor as
reported by CNN weekend news.

My calls have been plentiful recently to solidify contacts who are
not in public office here on Maui and with groups who have no real
corrupt agenda even if they tried. As my twitter.com/FernSpoke
account, a few calls to Ways and Means in Washington made a
difference very quickly. Some systems adapt and thrive based on
a logical sequence of fulling their overt and declared purpose.

Fernie

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Update - TOEJAMBLITZ WIRE PROBLEM

Dear Monster,

TOEJAMBLITZ REPORT, the blog with Yukie Yamada's self sovereignty
statement has a problem with parasites. Speaking of problems on the wire
information system, Thursday's Honolulu newspaper reported that the
-uh- University of Hawaii information system FAILED with an 'F' grade
by an auditing organization from Washington DC. 259,000 leaked id's
with Social Security numbers, addresses and other personal info was lost
from the -uh- University of Hawaii database.

The State of Hawaii has been in more than denial, they are now facing a
class-action lawsuit by a group who wants to insert their fingers into the
"policy" climate of the state. Well. Maybe they should take a look at the
corrupt "practices" by the court system that gives funds and preferential
treatment to drug criminals, drug addicts and corrupt players. While
they are looking, take a look at the legal establishment all run by liberal
"policy" groups who stage class-action lawsuits for their own end and allow
terror victims to live without due process unless it serves their profit.
Liberals are like that.

Anyway, below is my revised statement of intent for self-sovereignty:

As a terror crime victim/survivor of severe and pervasive wire fraud, wire
stalking and privacy violations since August 2001, this self-sovereignty
statement provides a legal and political model to achieve freedom from
exploitation, to pursue happiness, to prosper and thrive in alignment with
declared and LIVED beliefs in defense of human dignity.

In my lifetime, I have witnesses, experienced and read of political, cultural
and economic trends that demonstrate an ongoing contempt for the stated
principles and laws of this country. Challenging and defeating the corrupt
hearts and minds within American systems of government, commerce, and
intelligence is to stake our claim in defining our country's history and role
of one many sovereign nations and souls in the world.

During a period of severe personal and financial hardship due to my own
efforts to address this system evil, I lived and worked on small agricultural
private properties and farms in rural Maui. This experience of subsistence
living provided a "how-to" awareness of building an intentional partner-
ship with land, landscape and a daily practice of sustained dignity in a
permeating human culture of contempt.

By living in close contact with the natural environment since August 2007,
I found the necessary inner resources of belief and commitment to confront
what is the most toxic source to human dignity: malicious contempt and
practices by those who occupy legitimate positions in government and
the elitism of professional authority.

Fernie

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Surprise! It's Wild Fern!

Dear Monster,

It's been a successful General Election and policy attack for the past several
months! Republicans from the House Appropriations Committee received my
complaints, and the complaints from others who listened to my cell phone
voice mail updates for the past weeks as I left strategic info to rid our systems
from terror stalking and vulture venturists with Mr. Logistics Monster.

I found Mr. Logistics Monster on a Twitter account with a link to an internet
site from "Master". Gruesome real life photos of Federal Reserve type male
faces with listed links to industrial commodity info lines. ugh. I sent a tweet
from FernSpoke leaving this Dear Monster's blog info. Looks like regionalism
is now the stabilizing system plan for emerging market areas while hogs try
to silently grab development projects in Afghanistan. Banks like Wells Fargo
and Bank of America are being exposed for aggressive foreclosure of properties
here in this country in the most malicious property seizure escapade ever seen
in bankrupt failed financial institutions.

National Geographic cable tv now has documentaries with pet journalists who
create shadowy statements about the lingering trauma of 9-11 and the conspiracy
theories about how the World Trade Towers collapsed with structural engineers
being quoted but no word from pilots who knew about the problems in our
airline superhighway for years before 9-11. Not one peep about the Washington
Examiner's article about 27 links to terror financing in our market system and
not one quote from those women who lost their families in the 9-11 incident then
led the public investigation in 2004 about who, what, when, and how.

My theory is that Mr. Pew from the Census Department is at his sinister work with
the NatGeo documentary archive trying to hide and destroy what was known and
documented about the cause and effect of an intelligence culture that had the
characterisitics of that multi-headed hydra described by Uncle Tom Colin Powell
in his push for a pre-emptive war on terror in 2002.

Now Osama bin Laden has an appearance just last week in a video claiming that
America has received its punishment for their policies of economic and cultural
domination at the expense of true regional stability in areas where commodities
have been holding cultures hostage for decades. He sounds like he's representing
the world at large, with exception of Scandanavia, England and Saudi Arabia.
When Defense Secretary Gates says to consider all options for negotiations
in Afghanistan, we know Osama got it straight this time.

In case the news feeds get off easy, I thought I would report that in the past two
weeks terror threats in Yemen, mail parcel bomb threats from Greece in Mexico,
Chile, the Netherlands, Belgium and Bulgaria with coordinated incidents of bombs
in Bankok all took place to shake down our General Elections this past Tuesday.

Obama looked really nuts for the past year. Republicans took back the House in
Congress with a gain of nearly 60 seats and 1% election squeaker wins for usual
Democrats who barely made it back to the Senate. Dems are sitting ducks, looking
like they know the inevitable with a lame duck President in his first term.

All very grim for over-weight Americans who believed in the American social
security two-car garage dream. Our future is hanging on the hinges in America
like California is hanging on the edge of the San Andreas fault line, waiting for
the reminder from Mother Nature that nothing is permanent. Not even the
domination from super power USA.

It's a policy of malice in the airwaves. Now acknowledging fear and dread, but
never speaking openly, never engaging in real terms, ongoing subterfuge with
obvious tones of contempt for those seeking what is an overt moral and just
approach from leaders. Even the Supreme Court is looking pale. The first black
justice, Clarence Thomas, appointed after being accused in his confirmation
hearing years ago of sexual harassment now being exposed by his girlfriend of
19 years. She's on Larry King CNN telling the story about how Thomas enjoyed
porn and violence in his intimate life while there are reports that Thomas' wife
is calling Anita Hill who accused him years ago to demand an apology.

When comedic figures like Colbert from the Comedy Channel makes a tearful
appearance before Congress on behalf of mistreated migrant tomato workers
in California to force concessions from tomato companies for increased wages
for their workers we can guess that some panty-boy do-gooder in his clueless
compulsion to look like someone cares for the Latino voting bloc before election
got the wrong dope from his "people-of-color" voting consultant.

Liberal attorneys like to say that when oppressed groups like Native American
farmers fight and wait for 10 years to receive $700 million for blatant exclusionary
loaning practices from federal grants and agencies, it a victory. Passive Native
American farm groups sigh with gratitude for having to work for what others
received for free with no problem. I say these academics should receive a political
scalping from their delusionary pedestal to say that this proves our Constitution
has reached its vision of equal treatment. This proves that our Constitution failed
due to the human evil of class/race contempt. After all, some of those Native farmers
died waiting for the Consitution to work.

Patience is not a virtue in the presence of malicious abuse of power. Healing for
the oppressed is not about forgiving. It is about making the point that forced
poverty and enslavement is evil in the modern world of sovereign souls and nations.
I don't look for blood to shed, but if they come taking blood, they should expect
that blood will run true.

"They went to the shore, those who have been nearly fishless and those who have
been stickless for so many years . . . they went to the shore for their daily harvest,
their daily bread. They went to shore but, alas, when they got there, they found that
the shore is no more."

Wild Fern said that she would dance until she were perfectly free. All is not the
same and the news feeds are just towing the perception line to keep the masses in
a state of perpetual denial and confusion. Yukie is now a Safe Neighborhood Advocate
still looking to avenge the lost pursuit of happiness for the past 9 years while forced
to wage political warfare to simply live a live of sustained dignity of soul.

Fernie

Monday, May 31, 2010

HAWAII'S FALL: FIBEROPTIC/WIRE BREACH

Dear Monster,

Those understand how Wall Street and the stock market operates
have always known that they are the most obvious terror targets and
may have known that terroristic intent lived within. The metaphor
of market penectomy comes to mind.

Destruction of these "mechanisms" for checks and balances within
the daily selling and trading on Wall Street of abstract pieces of value
called stocks is what the CIA secret meeting was about whenmembers
of the Democratic Party met with my former friend Darwinian Felon
Loser #1, Skip Staat in 2005 (see previous article May 28). Attack of
our basic source of information and control of how monies/value are
held in this country.

Three years after this, reckless, irresponsible patterns in the mortgage
business led to destabilized market activity. It's all related somehow.
Take a look at Hawaii's portfolio with far fewer millionaires than before
the market crash in September 2008. 7 years after the other crash
of 9-11. It's all somehow related.

Fernie

Sunday, May 30, 2010

FIBEROPTIC TERROR ON YOUR PRIVACY

Dear Monster,

ID Theft Alert: the Yukie Yamada on vimeo.com is not me. My
own vimeo was registered today under Karen Yukie Yamada
with a request to report any fraudulent use of my name. Also,
politicalpoidog twitter and gmail accounts have been tampered
with by those who have attempted to break into my account
before. Please alert others of this human-based terror activity.

coffeeshopmonster is a proprietary blog that has been falsely
associated with the mob, the mafia, drug trafficking networks
and other organized criminal groups. I don't know why. The
content is obviously to create a legal format with information
and news systems on this newsletter/blog.

Nobody really knows how to "create conditions" but they do
recognize when it occurs. coffeeshopmonster creates conditions
with NEWS RENDITIONS TO TARGET CORRUPTION FOUND
AT HIGHER LEVELS OF COMMERCE AND GOVERNMENT.

U see, take a look at politicalpoidog-contact.blogspot.com: now
the FBI is investigating defense contractors in Iraq and corrupt
government officials who aid and abet drug crimes. Get it?

U remember Pacific Commander in Hawaii was a guy named
Fallon who went to the Middle East to take over operations as
Central Commander a couple years ago???? U see Hawaii is
linked to a "system" from the Middle East (and San Diego)
where large numbers of ur reserves and soldiers go to be killed.

The CIA, psychoanalysts, advertaising/marketing research
groups, Defense Department, and the news media work with
defense contractor networks create conditions with your favorite
liar and corrupt official for their corrupt industrial base and
idiots, knee-jerk civilians.

FBI groups are more straight forward and usually rely on person-
to-person contact until just recently with cyber-terror warfare.
FBI policies are almost always directed by systems of commerce
or corporate financeers anyway, so until these systems are forced
into action, the FBI agents do very little. Take a look at 9-11. Ask
anyone who reported on FBI McCarthy-ism. It was the corporate
financing that funded that terror. America=$$, just like ur attorney.

The morbid story was told online since 2005. The Director of
Security of the World Trade Towers had been on the job for only
a few days after leaving his position with the FBI. He was killed
in the 9-11 incidents. Does that prove anything? No, but does
it sound like the FBI knew something? They went on record to
say something since 2002. duh.

So many systems of commerce here observing, looking for such
opportunity for profit while torture and terror continues with all
of their funding sloshing through. Sounds like what happens with
our war on terror. They'll have to be careful not to leave any
obvious trails of opportunistic white collar crimes for cheaters.

Fernie

Friday, May 28, 2010

Bipartisan Problem at LA Times Identified

Dear Monster,

We know the LA Times loves a good corruption story about
the Defense Department's defense contractors and the CIA's
secret torture prisons in Eastern Europe.

Do they know that they have been working with wire fraud
from Kinko's Kahului computers? Do they care? Maybe only
if it is favor of the Democrats agenda?

Soon they'll hear about Kawabanga Hell grenades destroying
places on Maui where torture takes place for the profit of the
ones who run the government and private sector.

After all, what else is one to do if living in local underground
economy for nothing more than terror for profit and no where
to go with all the press watching and documenting for a number
of years for their intelligence budgets with an indifferent and
ashamed Congress. Maybe when everyone's security is imperiled
they'll take the issue into the Constitutional realm.

Maybe the Jewish insemination project may give them cause
to change their ways, after all. well. You understand.

If they're looking for a point of LEGITIMATE engagement on
Maui, who are aware of my internet sites and who are thinking,
legalbeings can confirm Darwinian Felon Loser #1, Skip Staat
and his military intel family had many Hawaii contacts, most
of them identifiable.

Darwinian Felon Loser #1 Skip Staat and I spent a week at
the private residence of a former personal contact and suspect
in Haiku during the Summer 2004 when i first returned to
Maui. This site is the site where I believe privacy violations
occurred to use our personal relationship as a source of abuse,
insider trading and money laundering.

The property owner is also from a military family who has
associations with health care institutions on Oahu, and his
wife's family is from a family of well-known attorneys both
on Maui and elsewhere. The crimes there are the source of
the cover-up with Darwinian Felon Loser #1 who claimed
stupidity and ignorance about military industrial spying while
working with sustainable energy market ventures.

I confronted my former personal contact a few months ago
at the Pukalani Starbucks when she pretended that all in
the world was wonderful when she saw me. A born-again
Christian female who never worked for a living without a
subsidy would obviously not tell the truth about any type
of lie that would disgrace the Kula Jap's sensibilities.

I told her that I had no interest in speaking with her as
per my email sent to her years earlier due to the cover-up
of crimes at her home. Others present can verify that i
made these statement openly and to her in person. She
must not learn of fraud in her Christian Sunday sermons.

Skip Staat met with Congresswoman Jane Harman and other
whoa! CIA, intelligence super secret groups in 2005-06 while
he tried to make money doing the dumb surfer routine on Maui.
He and I spoke about it on the phone at Kinkos in Kahului as
I was about to send an email. (remember Kinko's on Maui has
a wire that is registered in Los Angeles).

Skip is Darwinian Felon Loser #1 for a reason as he pumped
up his idea of an Economy of Common Sense for Woolsey, the
former CIA Director and others representing the Democratic
Party. They met to anticipated what would happen if our
INFORMATION SYSTEMS WERE ATTACKED in the war
on terror. Our country would be dropped in about 30 seconds.

I emailed Darwinian Felon Loser #1 right after he called me
about this at Kinkos. He does call at the most coincidental
moments. I mentioned that Harman has cajones like a real
Man, or something innane like that. After all, what does one
say to a phone companion after being informed that he met
with the CIA Director, House Intelligence Congresswoman
and other "thinkers" of the, yes, Democratic Party.

I think they concluded that poverty is the biggest risk factor
for domestic terror threats. What a scream. Democrats in a
secret meeting to acknowledge that poverty increases violence.
No wonder their voters are so stupid and dependent, the Party
wouldn't exist otherwise.

Fernie

Thursday, May 27, 2010

INSIDER TRADING IS A FELONY

Dear Monster,

The Yukie Yamada from Tokyo on vimeo.com video internet site
is not Karen Yukie Yamada, obviously. Take a look at the content.

Some groups who hover within the not-so-intelligence networks
think that insider trading is when everyone meets in the same
secret place to share and barter evidence from terror crimes to
make money amongst themselves.

Some think that since Democrats never prosecute their corrupt
officials who commit crimes based on greed and arrogance, Maui's
insider trading organ donor white collar intel felon group will rule
the stupidest and the most brutal as they always have.

Suspicious timing is what criminal investigators look for when
in-the-know corporate political interests attempt to profit from
commercial/industrial market trends. Now we got them.

First off, I am not associated with Honolulu Mayor Mufi Hanne-
man who is announcing his gubernatorial run today at a school
in Honolulu named Fern School according to HPR. Suspicious?
Since my legal pen name has been Fern Fitzgerald since 2006,
I want to declare myself free and clear from the City & County
slime machine in Honolulu.

Secondly, since Maui's old sugar plantation has found a way to
sustain its own operations from turning fermented sugar cane
into electricity, others want them to become a biofuel company.

Does that mean they are fishing for an investor while Hawaii
and Maui Electric just sold their entire infrastructure to the
largest defense contractor group with news media also known
as General Electric? A few will profit, no doubt and all will be
slaves to outside monies that have no interest in existing
infrastructure. That's how it all works.

A few profited immensely from closing down Maui Land & Pine
last year to rumors of insider trading and deals. This ironically
concludes Hawaii's mono-agricultural base and proud local labor
history. Only a few profit.

Just when they think they are filthy rich, they'll get investiga-
ted by competitors who knew they left trails of insider trading
secrets on tape somewhere with suspicious timing on record.

How does today's radio news announcement impact Hawaii's
reputation now that they are being watched by international
investigatory agencies for organized crimes with drug traffick-
ing, political slavery & concubinism, and money laundering for
terrorist activities.

Hawaii attracts those types of defense contractors that can
see how easily it would be to take over their inept private and
government sector by flushing them with all the cash to prove
that they are the ones committing acts of terror.

My life will not be sold, traded and bartered by criminal org-
anized groups nor commercial nor government groups. I can
guarantee that. That is all for today, losers.

Fernie

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Hawaii's Illegitimate Legacy

Dear Monster,

We now have moved into our "for only the ones who are intelligent
enough to function independently and who are not parasites to known
victims" phase. Hawaii as a legitimate state government will become
a liability to this country as it stands.

Those who don't understand can go do their own research online
with the internet to figure it all out. You know that I know that you
know that they knew.

The stupider and more dependent the public is the government
feels safe. The stupider and more dependent the public is the sooner
critical mass reaches a crisis boiling point. Ask the average person
who claims cultural and historical heritage in Hawaii about what the
internet is. Many who are treated with a certain degree of status on
a daily level have no idea what it is nor what an email is.

Hawaii has many enemies, even amongst their own ranks. Passive
violence in Hawaii results in clinical depression, impotence, violent
crimes and addictive behavior patterns. The film about Fox News
showing similar patterns as a psychopathic was made by those who
did not examine the patterns of all news groups. They rarely bite
the slimey hand that feeds them.

Passive violence manifests in psychic-energetic phenomena that is
loved by the Psychiatric Medical Association. More insanity means
more money for them and their pharmaceutical buddies.

Defense contractors companies have media relations companies and
all for-profit entities that comprise YOUR economy without human
input of how daily decisions matter to issues on a local level. Defense
contractor companies own all news television news companies. Hawaii
loves to go with the biggest dick because, well. You understand.

It's all compensatory counter-intuitive psychological distress on the
part of those who feel the same despair as the lunatic progressives
who only blame those who take away their favorite illegal drug. Wait
until they expose the entire network of money laundering, drug traffick-
ing, commercial fraud and health & energy-related insider trading
corruption in Hawaii without the residents here. What a scream.

Fernie

Monday, May 24, 2010

100% of Nothing Hawaii

Dear Monster,

Hawaii gets 100% of nothing with their multi-ethnic rape of privacy
underground economy out-of-control, too stupid to understand they
are dispensable and not able to know the difference between those
who live in the Constitutional legal reality and those who live in the
place where most corruption occurs: within intelligence networks.

When this corruption within intelligence networks reaches a level
where complaints are overwhelming in the real Constitution world,
and when corruption imperils the safety and sanity of systems of
control, this corruption is wiped off the map. Get it?

It is only an American phenomena since others countries, especially
countries that are emerging market have their own way of dealing
with their problems. Take a look at totalitarian China. Look at
the dictators in the Philippines running their country like its a village
while the CIA and intelligence from all countries take them for idiots.

So fuck off to the idiots in Hawaii who are too stupid to notice they
live only because the Constitution allows barriers to being completely
taken over by other systems even while running a drug cash flow
economy. They couldn't figure out how to create a tiered under-
ground effort into the constitutional realm run by corporate vultures
so they sat and pretended they would traffick human dignity incognito.

Maybe some filopinos want to sell their kidneys for money. Let them
sell themselves but keep it in their own country. Maybe its the only
way to run an international wire without drugs sloshing through. Put
them on the barge and send them back to China if they think they
can use my life for their own gain. In fact, perpetrators of political
slavery and concubinism have two kidneys, a liver, lungs, corneas and
skin those who need them in China.

Fernie

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Commercial Indy Film Terror

Dear Monster,

Pimps like to sell, trade and barter talent that they need to build
a sense of their own value. They presume that others need them,
insist that others work with them when, in fact, others do well
when pimps are wiped off the planet when trying to use military
intel lines for rape video productions of victims that are at risk.

This entry should be suffice to eliminate any value from those
who are passive, cowardly and lacking in their own content. See
if congress.org has any terror link with those who have a case
against members in the Senate Intelligence Committee. They
might presume incorrectly that they are safe.

Fernie

Saturday, May 22, 2010

$$ for nothing and kidneys for sale by usa

Dear Monster,

Americans are desperate for a happy ending, like most of their
Hollywood pop flicks with super stars earning tens of millions for
their predictable acting and characters. The powers-that-be know
that the easiest way to control the masses is to give them the
Gravy Train news rendition so that they return to their daily
consumer escapist mind-set drinking their tea/coffee from Made
in China mugs and marketed by recycled paper brochures.

What's wrong with that, they ask? Well, then let them eat cake
for the news of the day. If they want the grim truth packaged in
a pastry happy ending, try Pretty Dirty Things, a flim by the
BBC about organ trafficking by the transnational medical industrial
complex.

From 2008, an investigation in New Jersey caught 44 suspects
for an international organ trafficking ring. Read Epoch Times
article today about "organ tourism" perversity and laws to
increase legal organ donor programs.

Six Israelis, including a retired Israeli army general, are reported
to have been detained on suspicion of running an international organ

trafficking ring.

The traffickers offered up to $100,000 per kidney. In an unrelated case
last year, an FBI sting in New Jersey exposed an organ-trafficking ring
that operated for more than a decade. Levy Izhak Rosenbaum, an
American, was charged with conspiring to arrange the sale of an Israeli
citizen's kidney for $160,000.

two cases did not pay the donors after the organs were surgically

removed, police said.

The New Jersey case mushroomed from an investigation into money

laundering and trafficking in kidneys and fake designer bags to a

political-corruption probe, resulting in 44 arrests.

No person believes that humanity matters when dollars can be
derived from dehumanizing tactics by those who believe they
are above moral and constitutional laws. And no, my organs are
not for donation in the event of demise.

Fernie

The Market Monster's Revenge

Dear Monster,

Well, Yukie contacted the SEC twitter account last week with
some info about Maui's ongoing wire problems. It's hard to know
if Twitter accounts all flow into the same artificial intel satellite
as other Twitter accounts, but it was worth the effort. You know,
with the Washington Examiner reporting on money laundering
charges against Wall Street and Goldman Sachs we all want to
know what everyone knew, and when they knew it.

Soon others will ask the SEC what THEY knew and when THEY
knew what was happening with wire terror. Now that the SEC
said they plan to put circuit breakers on the market indices, the
numbers are looking a little suspicious. Yesterday for example,
both the Nasdaq and S&P traded at 00.00 at the close, with the
Dow - 66.58. Sound familiar?

This brings up the sore subject about the billion dollar drop in
United Airlines stock in Fall 2008. The drop happened within
a half hour after outdated information surfaced on the internet
news site South Florida Sun Sentinel through news wire Google
and Bloomberg. The Sun Sentinel was a sister news paper to
the Chicago Tribune at the time.

The Honolulu Advertsier reported on this in November 2008.
I called the journalist in their business section to find out his
source of information. I read about it in a technology magazine
though I couldn't find any other article about it on the web.
Suspicious.

One must have a very suspicious mind these days. Even if
I have no background in the macroeconomics of life, patterns
appear to me suggestive that someone ain't telling the truth.
Certainly, the wire problems in Hawaii are likewise.

Fernie

Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Market Monster's Revenge

Dear Monster,

Well, Yukie contacted the SEC twitter account last week with
some info about Maui's ongoing wire problems. It's hard to know
if Twitter accounts all flow into the same artificial intel satellite
as other Twitter accounts, but it was worth the effort. You know,
with the Washington Examiner reporting on money laundering
charges against Wall Street and Goldman Sachs we all want to
know what everyone knew, and when they knew it.

Soon others will ask the SEC what THEY knew and when THEY
knew what was happening with wire terror. Now that the SEC
said they plan to put circuit breakers on the market indices, the
numbers are looking a little suspicious. Yesterday for example,
both the Nasdaq and S&P traded at 00.00 at the close, with the
Dow - 66.58. haha.

This brings up the sore subject about the billion dollar drop in
United Airlines stock in Fall 2008. The drop happened within
a half hour after outdated information surfaced on the internet
news site South Florida Sun Sentinel through news wire Google
and Bloomberg. The Sun Sentinel was a sister news paper to
the Chicago Tribune at the time.

The Honolulu Advertsier reported on this in November 2008.
I called the journalist in their business section to find out his
source of information. I read about it in a technology magazine
though I couldn't find any other article about it on the web.
Suspicious.

In 2008 or so, I saw an editorial cartoon with Godzilla stomp-
ing through New York City with King Kong hugging the Empire
State Building sadly. Godzilla was eating a piece of toast and
said to King Kong: so I sez to myself, why stay in Tokyo when
I can come to New York and make some money?

One must have a very suspicious mind these days. Even if
I have no background in the macroeconomics of life, patterns
appear to me suggestive that someone ain't telling the truth.
Certainly, the wire problems in Hawaii are likewise.

Fernie

Monday, May 17, 2010

Si, Yo Bailo

Dear Monster,

Okay, the dirt was delivered. The other great news is that Wall
Street and Goldman Sachs were accused of money laundering with
terror groups from the Middle East (see Washington Examiner).
Corruption within requires retribution for policy tragedies.

Si, yo bailo
Como Rumi sigue bailando
Aunque ya la sangre ha comenzado
Y los demas se han olvidado

Si, yo bailo
Como hoy dia cerca del mar
En el jardin sagrado
Donde Buddha y Shiva y Po cantaron

Si, yo bailo
Con mis versos en la noche
Y la luna tiene risa
Por todo que ha pasado

Fernie

Saturday, May 15, 2010

HONOLULU ADVERTISER SOLD

Dear Monster,

While coffeeshopmonster.blogspot.com announces its role in exposing
wire terror and fraud in Hawaii, the Honolulu Advertiser was sold to the
current owner of the Star Bulletin, David Black as reported on May 10th.
Gannett sold the paper knowing full well of the wire terror/fraud from
their own news system, linked to Yukie Yamada's complaint.

After terminating my correspondence with Publisher Lee Webber, the
paper was placed on the sale block. The fate of the Star Bulletin is still
unknown since market trends indicate that merging two news papers
into one paper is not a highly viable business proposal at this time.

My independent information cyber sites, decentralized to separate my
criminal complaint process from my personal political agenda platform
from my enterprise concept for generating revenue are now causing
schizoid attacks from the salivating, starving, mediocre, mojo-less beings

I know that the Kula Japs thought Yukie could be starved out for over
9 years to force me into working with their media attorneys at Honolulu
Publishing Co. but that would be concubinism, wouldn't it?

haha. Who needs them? Read their paper, it is full of nothing, empty
like their souls sitting there for years hoping that their shame would go
away somehow somewhere by saying nothing.

They thought they could steal Yukie's mojo with their little lunatic drug
networks. I say kick them when they are down. Never negotiate with
terror. Ain't that a fact?

Fernie

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

An Urgent Occasion Documented

Dear Monster,

Those who don't need dignity for their survival are demonstrating
deferment to those who believe the sacred must be perpetuated in
daily practice. Now that the sacred of humanity and the natural
world has been desecrated we are an extension of this reality.

Another character has been born, El Cocodrillo as told to Wild Fern.
The story of El Cocodrillo for some reason transported in Espanol. It
goes something like this:

El Cocodrillo del rio en la selva en Romania ha venido hoy dia.
El Cocodrillo del rio en la selva en Romania con su alegria y tristeza
A la gatita un favor le ha hecho hoy dia

Su sonrisa es de la selva, pero de cual selva - le pregunto la gatita
"Puede ser la selva de su corazon, gatita"
Le dijo El Cocodrillo del rio en la selva en Romania

No del rio en la selva en Florida? No, pero puede ser.
No del rio en la selva de Brazil? No, pero puede ser.
No del rio en la selva de Malayasia? No, pero puede ser.

Y como es la selva en Romania? - le pregunto la gatita.
Pues, la selva en Romania es de todo su conciensia, gatita.
La selva en Romania es de todo mi conciensia, gatita.

Hay vampires en la selva en Romania? - le pregunto la gatita?
Si, hay.
Que tomemos la sangre de las hierbas del rio en la selva en Romania!
Como vivan los arboles, las hierbas, las criaturas en la selva en Romania!
Como viva la conciensia de la humanidad alla!
Ya he pasado al otro lado, gatita.
Ya han pasado los que han recibido mi conciensia de la selva en Romania.

A nosotros no nos gusta su sangre, Senor Cocodrillo - le dijo la gatita.
Pero entendemos la sangre de la selva en Romania.
Bueno, gatita, como Cocodrillo yo he pasado al otro lado
Con mi tristeza and alegria por todo que he sabido.

Fernie tuvo un verso temporario

Creeps, Liars and the Mediocre

Dear Monster,

Creeps, liars and the mediocre have finally realized that Yukie is
not playing a high school nor college football game. She has no real
emotional attachment to cause, nor person nor gain. See what I
mean? Emotional attachment is for the youngsters.

She has established for historical records that while all Americans
are not created equal, they should be endowed with equal rights.
America has not faced its own sense of hypocrisy "embedded" in
our very Constitution.

Her call to a Chicago Tribune journalist who changed his behavior
after his first amicable conversation with her is an indicator that
journalists are always subject to Darwinistic tests to see if they
can survive in the real world of telling the truth for the correct
reasons. Most have to do it in ways that are not understood to
those who play high school football with the lives of others.

Ask any Chicago journalist. They will agree that corruption in
Hawaii has links to corruption in Chicago.

Fernie

Monday, May 10, 2010

News Rendition #13 - KICK THEM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN

Dear Monster,

News rendition #13 - KICK THEM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN is based
on the premise that Darwinian approaches are the best. You can't be
blamed for exclusivity and discrimination, and of course, natural select-
ion will determine the destiny of most.

"They" the parasites of the universe are looking for the great breast
milk source for their need to be taken care of by that all benevolent
feminine entity. Too bad for them. "They" are always the most likely
to reminded by our Darwinian world as it exists that only those who
adapt, persevere and fight will continue.

Dividing groups according to the will to survive and thrive has never
failed to produce different systems. Those who get caught in their own
mantra of survival by betraying their own inner source of light and
belief have been known to turn schizophrenic in their escape.

Flail and surrender. KICK THEM WHEN THEY ARE DOWN is the
way to expedite clearing the road for formal solutions in providing
me the rights I have earned based on my own merit. No free rides
for anyone except those who have committed to the task of what
we have just accomplished without those passively sitting with their
thumbs up their asses.

Fernie

It really is how you feel

Dear Monster,

It really is how u feel, not how u look. Monsters r supposed to be
mean and ugly looking. It doesn't mean u were in the 'F' class like
the rest. Was it a creature that called Yukie to say that the FBI
and CIA were looking for her in Huelo in early 2006 or was it a
graduate of the 'F' class? Oh. It was a drop out of the 'F' class that
saved her life from the military industrial complex. It pays to
treat all the same way.

Mr. Creature has retired from scalping slicing and dicing and is
not trying to force anything now but he is a little hungry and may
have to have some fish & chips soon.



Fernie

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Satanic Entities, Ear Wigs and Allergens

Dear Monster,

Let's give them something to talk about. Congress is dealing with
their demons, skeletons and failures. Hawaii's systems of power had
too much dark chocolate but denial ain't never gonna be no river in
Egypt. Yukie is not as close to death as some think because we are
all in the same sinking ship.

Creatures are snoozing at last, pleased and slimey as always. Our
FBI counter-terror agents are near being formalized by appropriate
agencies. Sam the chocolate granola guy is trying to decide between
Ebony or GQ to go public with his testimony about being forced to
work in organized criminal groups in California.

Yukie called the San Francisco ABC local affiliate station with these
internet sites. Due to her previous efforts to reach news groups in
San Francisco and having failed, Yukie will not allow CBS, Viacom nor
the San Francisco Chronicle to have access, control nor rights to her
story and intellectual property.

San Francisco, like many places, has been taken by the balls since
9-11 with aggressive tactics by the large defense contractor-type
companies that provide much of the huge economic base that allows
for civic sector freedoms and City and County political autonomy.

Yes, Yukie likes Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill film tastes. No, she has
not been physically assaulted, however, she knows that violence in
Hawaii is as endemic to this culture in absence of any legitimate
models of Constitutional application as any other place.

The Pimps of Angelina's Deli was a script stolen from her first lap
top computer in 2004. Her article the Pimps of Angelina's Deli was
sent to the Wall Street Journal in 2007. It is about the perverse
power dynamic that arises when one has access to the privacy of
those who are unaware and profits from these mechanisms.

Monster, there was a conspiracy. Yukie vowed to prove it. She
has proven what she could only surmise in 2002 when she first met
liar, liar US AG Ed Kubo at Senator Sam Slom's Small Business
Breakfast Roundtable in Honolulu.

Fernie

Saturday, May 8, 2010

WHAT THEY KNEW WHEN THEY KNEW IT

Dear Monster,

What did they know and when did they know it? A famous question
during the impeachment of former President Nixon. Lying under oath
for any official at the expense of their office, especially while there are
conditions for public safety hazards and violence is punishable.

I'm not speaking about just a Republican President, I'm speaking to
all officials who are beholden to protect our safety and rights. No one.
not even Democrats, in a totalitarian Democrat society is above the
law. It is always a collusion with an indifferent civic sector.

In the case of misuse of military intelligence funds, access and systems,
we have examples that require public disclosure immediately and in
a manner that protects victims rather than just criminal defendants
with attorneys who allow the state to profit from every bail posted by
a significant drug felon.

What happened in Hawaii with international organized criminal groups
from everywhere on private and government wire systems needs to
be seen as a emergency because no records are legitimate. What is it
about Hawaii that nobody cares enough to consider they might be dead
or alive on the system based on how profitable it is to the system.

Fernie

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

LOLLIPOP LOUNGE XPOSED

Dear Monsters,

Note: the time on Cafe Moana internet is the wrong time. Must be a
fiber optic problem in Ulupalakua or Puunene. I asked the News DJ
in Hilo to confirm that my Verizon cell phone is still listed under that
wrong name instead of Fern Fitzgerald, my legal pen name since 2006.

Yes, I said they were Kula Japs who chose State Whore apple dumpling
Katherine Keith. They are midgets with a complex, too. After all, it isn't
about the color of your skin, it's about the content of your character.

Chip on the shoulder, take a look at their faces. U R A Fuckhead.
U R A C-nt. U R A Dickhead. U R A worthless shit. U R A treasonist.
Mediocre academics living in their little clandestine -uh- economy.

State Whore Katherine Keith already resides in the Mob Museum, so
does Dr. Porn Star and all of their afficionados. Go figure. I know that
NPR, the New York Times and CNN Time Warner were competing for
their -uh- assets but it's already in the Mob Museum. Suck it up.

The rival Mafia Museum is also on the planning book. They might get
the Lollipop Lounge or other official massage parlor scandals. See the
Las Vegas Sun newspaper's article just today. Even the FBI supports
the museum proposals, after all, they "know".

What is the difference between the Mob and the Mafia? Their mode
of transportation? The color of their skin? Their criminal turf? Who
knows what they do and who they are. But they always find the ones
in the public who think they are in control of what they do.

duh. I say this, they say that. Unless it's profitable.

Fernie

Doctors, Lawyers, Indian Chief Xposed

Dear Monsters,

Well, Yukie may not survive but those who protected her made it out.
Doctors, lawyers and Indian Chief are being xposed.

This past week, I called Congressman Rogers from Kentucky, Congress-
woman Emerson from Missouri, Senator Hutchison from Texas, and
Senator Ensign from Nevada. They've all heard from me in the last
year about the abuse and exploitation of intelligence systems that are
fully integrated with the most corrupt factions in local, state and fed-
eral agencies that are beholden to enforce the law.

Yes, they are all Republicans, and they do not expect me to "perform"
for Republicans as a terror crime victim/survivor living on food stamps.
They know that I deserve due process outside the "doctors, lawyers &
indian chief" wire stalking system here on Maui for those who are not
criminally inclined.

My statement to Senator Ensign about the Mob and Law Enforcement
Museum is that the public needs to learn about why organized criminal
networks exist in the world, this country and in our towns. The public
must understand that it is a symbiotic relationship that sometimes has
no law and order but are subject to control when crimes, violations and
abuses impact the lives of those who are in the Constitutional realm, like
civilians.

I spoke with a female intern who received my internet sites. She said
that the Nevada press has written about funding for the Mob Museum.
My statement of record with Congress is that Hawaii needs to be made
an example of when the symbiotic relationship between "doctors, lawyers
& indian chief" with organized criminal information networks reach a
level of corruption that impedes civilians to live free and clear. Hawaii
has a place in the Mob Museum, and I don't mean that evidence from
my life case should be used there.

Lunatic Democrats refuse to admit that by and large, it is a Democrat
system of control that has controlled the federal intelligence monies from
Bush's flawed Patriot Act. Democrats make and control money with
this counter-terror law. Why do you think liberal Dems say nothing, do
nothing and have no significant policy effort against the Patriot Act since
2002? Because they are subsidized by the Dems who work the monies.

Yes, I said Bush was the stupidest President ever, and I said Obama is
the most incompetent President ever while holding a public mandate.
Obama has continued the same policies as Bush for the most part. Why?
Because he is a lawyer.

Fernie

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Pounce Political Attack

Dear Monster,

Yesterday, I incited my own "Pounce" action mechanism. Even though my
cell phone was subject to this idiot wire fraud from a telephone company in
London working through the University of Pittsburg, I called press contacts
to confirm that Hawaii has an out-of-control wire/commercial fraud problem.
The Washington Post has copies of my emails to the Advertiser Publisher's
office since December 2009, and now the Washington Post knows that even
the Advertiser, owned by Gannet, has a serious state of denial about their
own corrupt wire system.

My calls went from evening to the early hours this morning so I am drowsy
as I type this entry, Monster. I included calls to the nemesis of liberal Dems,
former Speaker Gingrich's communications company about the illicit use of
surveillance devices in Hawaii to sell, trade and barter illegally obtained info.

My calls to House Appropriations Republicans included a complaint about
illicit use and abuse of defense/industrial type surveillance devices for the
sake of commercial fraud stalking rather than investigations. After all, the
State of Hawaii was the first to receive over $700 million from the Defense
Appropriations bill in 2009.

I can't get that news piece by Seymour Hirsche out of my memory in 2006
about the time the Pentagon's Talon program was exposed for privacy abuses.
Mr. Hirsche claims that Senator Inouye is one of Senate Intelligence Committee
members who knows about the "black budget" dollars that supplement any
on-the-table legislative budget. No racist intonation implied, but the black
budget was for intelligence systems.

So, where is the beef, Inouye? Who stole my fillet mignon with all of this type
of access with defense intelligence monies? And how about that legislation in
2009 about federal oversight of state money "channels" when they receive
monies from the federal economic bailout program.

My call to Senator Kay Hutchison from Texas includes my complaint about
legislative abuses with the federal bailout program and Obama's own false info
campaign that he wants accountability from financial institutions. His own
Chief of Technology Kundra, who stepped aside when his primary consultant
was arrested in April 2008 for money laundering and bribery, for some reason
still has his name and input on the Obama Healthcare Reform blog site.

Wire fraud is a serious problem. Timely criminal enforcement is essential
when wire fraud spills into the public with a pattern that implicates abuses of
surveillance access with drug networks. Consumers and citizens require the
necessary public information campaign with adjacent support networks to
formalize a complaint without retaliatory crimes against them. Most of our
citizens are easily terrorized into cowardly smiles and nods.

Who is responsible? Not me. Who u reading this?

Fernie

Saturday, May 1, 2010

I Got Text Mail Fraud Today, Monster

Today, another example of wire fraud on my Verizon terror cell
phone. jzywica@pitt.edu claims that I won 418,000.00 pounds
from Telefonica 02 UK Ltd. The University of Pittsburg may not
know that they have commercial fraud on their email system from
across the Atlantic.

The last jzy text I received last year called me unmentionable
names, that was from 808 345-0250. After a few hostile texts
back and forth, I decided that it was probably a short man text-
ing me from some bunker in Kaupo.

Next, I plan to put a public notice in my handwriting on some
bulletin board in a frequently traveled place announcing that the
above text from pitt.edu is wire fraud. Then, I will text back a
message so jzy will know my precise location, and terror crime
FBI will know jzy's precise location.

See how it works? When someone shows up to say, "oh- look at
this . . . wire fraud from the UK on Verizon" everyone listening
at that site with their Kaaawa wire down the street will say, "oh,
we better check out what's going on with jzy from Kaupo send-
ing text fraud from hijacked Verizon accounts."

Who do I know from the UK besides BBC news groups? Well, I
can't say I know anyone who lives there. I remember reading a
book by some dandy named Sebastian last year about drugs, sex
and the London underground, but otherwise, I can't even say
that I've been there except for a few minutes in their airport in
the mid-eighties.

Anyone with text wire fraud should take my action as a means
to advocate for safe, private cell phones. Wires get crossed all the
time when systems integrate. For example, check out UPI, Raw
and the BBC internet news sites where advertising from Hawaii
pops up on the page about the next election.

Now that everyone in the country left analog for digital as mandated
by law in 2009, at least we don't have to worry about the kind of
wire problem that was documented in early 2009's Super Bowl when
Fiztgerald's touchdown was interrupted on Comcast by Club Jenna's
hetero porn clip during the game.

I spoke with the Arizona Verizon customer rep a few days after this
incident from the Kahului kiosk. I was reporting that my phone was
listed under the wrong name with Hawaii's Verizon database. He may
have thought I was joking when I said my pen name is Fitzgerald, too.

Speaking of "conditions" that result in wire terror/fraud incidents here,
the mob museum is about to open in Las Vegas. National Public Radio's
Scot Simon today tried to lighten up the subject of Al Capone's loosely
built criminal network that didn't engage in micro management of
activities. Random acts of violence they say.

A few former Bostonians on Maui talked openly about the mafioso
culture there and how it all works for civilians. We think of Boston as
the place where refinement and intelligensia were born, but we rarely
consider the confluence of the criminal realm and academia.

I hear Boston had a massive water main break today of a 10-foot
pipe that resulted in the loss of water for 2 million residents. No word
that this was a terror crime. Just too much pressure, I guess. The
Governor of Massachusettes, an African American, showed up on
television with the high alert color for Department of Homeland
Security to say it was a "quicker than expected" fix at the seam.

Fernie

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Kings and Queens Have No Clothes

Dear Monster,

haha. The Lolipop Lounge News Rendition is about to begin. We
have Kings and Queens Without Clothes News Rendition supporting
The Pounce political attack.

Finally. Satisfaction is at hand, so-to-speak. Today, Hawaii Public
Radio gave protestors an example of state agency corruption that
resulted in the cover-up of serious violations on all levels.

Sex offender incarceration site Kulani was exposed by an employee
who was instructed to destroy "pornographic" material/records at
this site against known policies. This employee was quoted as saying
that she decided to defy this criminal order by her supervisor at this
site and kept boxes of records.

I know from working with juvenile sex offenders at Benchmark for
a few months that there are a few problems with staff in these types
of programs feeling too much empathy for those incarcerated.

Fernie

Monday, April 26, 2010

News Rendition #11 - Define Their Reality

Dear Monster,

Transgender and Creature Club News Rendition #1 was a smashing
success. Systems of control everywhere have taken notice that they
are not, in fact, in control. And now they are trying to define the reality
of the writhing, frothing masses so that the writhing, frothing masses
won't notice that the usual systems of control are not in control. It's
like Thailand . . . the government was overthrown by protesters.

We have Stephen Hawkings the British scientist claiming that while aliens
may exist, we should ignore them. America's Northwest has a new crypto-
fungus infection that has about a 25% mortality rate. An oil rig off of the
Louisiana Coast in the Gulf of Mexico exploded then disappeared under
the ocean only to leak 42,000 gallons of oil a day into the ecosystem. On
the home front, Obama's Chief of Staff goes on PBS late night talk shows
to say he wants to go back to Chicago to run for Mayor while Illinois' for-
mer/impeached Governor has supoenaed his friend, and our President
in his court case. Meanwhile Illinois State Legislators want the National
Guard to help Chicago police to control the murders in Chicago streets.
Chicago police responds by giving a dissertation for the masses about the
differences between constitutionally-bound law enforcement versus the
ways and means of military police. Tornadoes popped up last week to
destroy towns in Mississippi to add to the stress of federal emergency
response agencies, and we have WIRE TERROR FROM DRUG TERROR
IN HAWAII WITH ILLEGITIMATE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEMS meanwhile
fully functioning MPD patrol cops boosting revenue by giving tickets for
speeding (it must be because of the uncontrolled meth problem) and cell
phone use while driving. (according to Sgt. Barry Aoki on the radio, he was
almost run over 3 times himself)

There's a newly found terror cell in Indonesia, a brand new lizard from
the Philippines sighted, oil is over $85 a barrel (must be the demand from
China's hyped economy), Brazil has banned Toyota cars after 9 deaths
occurred from unexplained acceleration, California attorneys are trying
to find out if the State of Hawaii really, really employs a disproportionate
amount of Japanese Americans who are not qualified for management
and admin positions in their bureaucracy not knowing that Hawaii can
fake records openly in their information systems. (as Yukie can prove
in her 6 month task of applying for food stamps)

Define Their Reality News Rendition has sub-categories:

- There is no arsenic in your sugar, dear
- Win over their hearts and minds
- Stab their hearts and minds
- There is never defeat
- Return to pragmatism and meaning

My final jab today is at my least favorite news source, National Public
Radio (NPR). After their single benefactor donation of $341 million in
2004, their commercial whoredom has had fabulous diversity. Notice
how their reporting has become practically a rendition of their own.
Today their reporting on William's Disorder, a behavioral disorder in
children who cannot learn to mistrust is the new wave in behavioral
medicine and sciences. Imagine that. Children who trust everyone they
meet as though they are safe are now diagnosable.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Soulful Mess & Dead Birds

Dear Monster,

"They" expect me to take extraordinary action while trying to
get food stamps because "they" don't have a system of action?
It's because the system has failed the test of time, it is a system
that is no longer relevant, in fact, "they" may consider that it
is the system that has caused this soulful mess.

An entire oil rig sank off the coast of Louisiana in the Gulf of
Mexico last week after an unexplained explosion. You gotta
see the timed photos on the internet to believe there was an
oil rig there to begin with. snap-kaboom-zippo. Gone.

Meanwhile, Obama wants to move on with coastal oil drilling
here in America causing seizures in the lunatic voter popula-
tion that thought he was the second coming of a sustainable
economy free from the Middle East blood dollars.

And gasoline on Maui is over $4.00/gallon now. Driving to
apply for food stamps is the cost of a day's worth of food. In
today's Advertiser there is an article about cattle on the Big
Island that are diseased from vog. Farms are ailing from a
lack of comprehensive "ag" policies, etc.

And "they" want me to take action to save Maui's worried
masses from government's neglect and malice after decades
of lost opportunities and deflated egomaniac officials?

Industrial policy makers haven't seen multiple parallel
indicators to prove that existing infrastructure has sound
stakeholders in Hawaii who operate simultaneously and
effectively to survive, I suppose. The masses should be
worried for themselves. The masses should be asking why
this in the news now, in their faces to force them to talk
about it.

Others need to be extroverted, vocal, accessible and know
that there are risks but denial and avoidance are the worst
options for everyone. Yeah, I'm talking about those who live
in the public "real" world, not the ones who live in bunkers.

How to do this without being caught by the speculators and
vultures who can taste this failing system from their faraway
places? Well, consider the value of what is here then you'll know
you need more than the usual darwinian losers to get what you
need and want.

Fernie

Friday, April 23, 2010

Looking for Employment

Dear Monster,

Urgent: Obama's Chief of Staff, Emanuel Rahn said on television that
he wants to run for Mayor of Chicago. Is the ship sinking yet? Even
more, impeached Illinois Governor Blagojevich has supoenaed Obama
about whether or not he tried to sell Obama's former Senate seat.

Since receiving wire fraud emails to my spam email from gannet.com
a few months ago, I have not made contact with the Publisher's office.
They have a wire problem at the Honolulu Advertiser.

See my updated profile column about the inside bribe that took place
with a witness from an investor with the Bishop Estate a week after I
was falsely linked to Native Hawaiian on August 4, 2001. Of course, it
was out of context and suspicious so I turned it down.

My ongoing effort to find gainful income has continued since Nov. 2008
when I became an unemployment applicant. I have made frequent and
repeated attempts for subsistence cash flow with many small business
owners in Paia, Makawao and through personal farm contacts for my
own survival.

Drug-related crimes targeting my privacy and life have impeded my
efforts to continue this process. I continue to meet locally known small
business owners in person as a low-wage front-service employee while
I seek a stable and safe legal process free from wire terror.

coffeeshopmonster is for sale, Monster. The buyer has made them-
selves known, but for now I'm keeping my creative enterprises juices
available for alliances, not friends, alliances since Monsters have no
real friends. I plan to continue my participation in identifying links
to those who know what is necessary for this severe and pervasive
threat to our systems of information.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

False Records in DHS Wailuku Office

Dear Monster,

Have you ever had the experience of being able to prove a
meeting with a real person at a specific time and place then
have that office send you a letter saying that you did not
show up for that meeting?

Hawaii's DSH Office in Wailuku must have phantom assist-
ants or phantom data base records. It must be how they
create two different versions of the truth whenever the
truth exposes them for their procedural failures/errors.

Our computer systems in Hawaii are definitely suspect.

Fernie

Monday, April 19, 2010

Update: Wire Fraud in Haiku

Now what? Haiku Marketplace cafes now have their wire in
Kaneohe, Oahu instead of Kaaawa like last week. Another clear
example of wire fraud in Haiku. Proof exists in the hands of
those who knew Hawaii did not succeed in making it to our
modern information economy.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

FBI INDICTS NSA OFFICER IN BALTIMORE

National Security Agency (no-such-agency) Officer Thomas A Drake
was charged by the FBI with obstruction of justice, withholding classi-
fied information and false statements according to the FBI press email
yesterday.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Volcano Disruption as Metaphor

Dear Monster,

Hawaii is known to have one of the most active volcanoes in
the world. Fresh molten lava increases the land mass of the
Big Island daily. Pele, the volcano goddess is the inhabitant
of Kilauea volcano as a feminine manifestation of life force.

Now there is a volcano in Iceland doing the same. The name
of this volcano has of so many consonants, it's like a lesson in
some indigenous dialect. This eruption is throwing 3-5 pound
chunks of ice from nearby glaciers and its volcanic fog has
disrupted thousands of European flights since then. Our
own President may not be able to attend the funeral of the
entire Polish government after their fatal plane crash last
week in Western Russia.

I don't know if Pele interrupts commercial plane flights, but
there is a rumor that she might put pilots to sleep at the wheel.
In 2008, there was an FAA review of two Go Airline pilots flying
from Honolulu to Hilo who both fell asleep at the cockpit, resulting
in their aircraft flying past their destination for about fifteen
minutes.

Fernie

Friday, April 9, 2010

STATE OF DENIAL - WIRE/TERROR & FRAUD

Dear Monster,

Drug crimes/terror = Wire crimes/terror = your economic
collapse. Failure to respond = more drug crimes/terror = more
wire crimes/terror = more economic collapse. Your denial =
security threat to this country's safety. (do not use crystal
meth tea bags in your rectal cavity for more oomph, and
most certainly not for a weight loss plan)

Corruption = public mistrust = poor social capital = poor
political involvement = weak societal structure = weak economic
structure = political/economic collapse.

If you go to liveleak.com website, you can find links to your
locality, just like Yahoo! Front Page News. Clicking on this
site leads you to the wire where you live. Not always.

Go ahead, see liveleak.com at Kinkos, the wi-fi from the local
Haiku eatery and find out where your wire is leaking live. Click
on "local chicks" sex line.

In any case, Kinkos in Kahului has a line to Los Angeles, the
city of drugs, guns and roses all at the same time. And in
Haiku, all wi-fi accounts near Haiku Town Center got their
wire in Kaaawa. How would you like all your business email
to be registered in Kaaawa with your clients?

See the Kilauea action live video on their site and see what
happens when you click on your local favorite tanika carmelita
bellisimo looking for fun. Or better yet, check the weather
channel to see today's temperature.

My complaints about wire fraud to out of Hawaii agencies
have continued from 2006 - 2010. Hot wiring Haiku's
businesses to Kaaawa is a terror crime. Likewise for all
the Kahului sites hot wired to Los Angeles, the city where
all creatures and demons have persevered.

Fernie

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Predatorial Political Strategy Begun

Dear Monster,

While Monsters all over the world conduct Wild Fern's equal ops
news feed rendition, Yukie has begun her predatorial political attack
on corrupt Democrat structures, mechanisms and officials. She has
made herself available to testify with Republican members of the
House Appropriations Committee about her experience as a terror
crime victim/survivor within partisan systems that deprived her of
her right to live as a free American while she resided on Oahu, Maui
and in San Fransisco.

Democrats presume that victims need to choose one violation or
one crime and file one large criminal action lawsuit so that nobody
gets prosecuted and everyone makes money. At least, that is the
way of "information" systems in Hawaii's Democrat hell hole.

They don't understand a multi-process strategy based on Yukie's
experience of having been deprived of her right to live a life of dignity
and personal/political freedom as others are. Yes, it is obvious that
the powers-that-be did on purpose because they thought they could
get away with doing this.

We proved them wrong. They are afraid. Their internalized sense
of being victims of evil Republicans is showing. They fear they will
always lose right after they win. This nagging fear is because it is
true. They lost their "mojo" with Obamacare and all the hype in the
world cannot save this trillion $$ health care reform legislation from
being what it is, a scam to health consumers who really just want
delivery of quality, affordable basic services.

When times are tough, Democrats show their true nature.

By the way, the worst false hype machines are found on bbc.com
internet site, with National Public Radio Julie Rose and Hal Sparks
on the Stephanie Miller radio program. It must be an isolated feed.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

QUEEN HAS NO CLOTHES

Dear Monster,

No, I do not celebrate Christian holidays even if they reflect
deep motifs that are universally found in all spiritual, historical
and cultural documents. I celebrate only the sacred truth of
every minute. And no, I am not Buddhist because I choose
to eliminate the source of suffering rather than surrender to it.
I'm looking for the most aggressive prosecutorial process
possible by the worst adversaries of liberal Democrat stake-
holders.

Speaking of monarchy influences, I found a shocking profile
during my Twitter search yesterday. I found Palin'sVagina.
Honest to goddess, it was on Twitter with a photo of a Taco
Bell crunchy taco.

I think it may mean that today's Rendition should be as equal
and fair with regard to gender issues as any equal ops policy.

Fernie

Friday, April 2, 2010

KING HAS NO CLOTHES #1

Dear Monster,

Today while having a drink at the Stop Watch in Makawao, I
called someone from the Chicago Tribune. The journalist who
answered may or may not have been a journalist. I asked if
he read the news site The Onion, a well-known counter bull-
shit source of information. Just like Mother Jones did today
by proving the hoax with Guardians of a Free Republic.

He answered "yes". I told him about the article about their
infamous Mayor Daley, whose family tree includes being Mayor
for several decades. The article quotes Daley as wanting to
increase corruption and grafting to match modern society.
I guess that means cyber-felony type crimes. Maybe Daley
didn't know that he was subject to surveillance by the federal
investigators who impeached the Illinois Governor last year,
or maybe the article was false.

This is an example of what news consumers must deal with in
today's information society. Did the artificial intelligence news
feed take a psychoactive walk on the crime side? This person
on the phone from the Tribune suggested that I call to find
out if anyone knows the source of such an article.

I replied that I have no intention of living in Chicago, but it
might be of interest to them. By the way, I always meant to
find out if the Chicago Tribune can identify the maker of dolls
in the image of Michelle Obama that came out in January 2009.

Now I thought the fashion industry had done its job to define
Michele last year. Remember that shiny yellow dress with the
giant bow that she wore at the Olympics bid event in Copenhagen?
How 'bout that white empire waist tunic with thin checkered
black stripes like a giant frontal tic-tac-toe board?

Anyway, The Onion also reports that US Attorney General Holder
turned in his resignation to Obama. It may have been his leniency with
marijuana use that did it to him. Hard to know if this is true or not.

I think news feeds may be part of the problem these days. I am
convinced that there is an even more sinister plot to define our
identities from the fashion industry. That's why I'm a "down
dresser". It's not that I'm contemptuous of fashion trends that
define women, it's more that I just do not acknowledge them.

Fernie